the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
