i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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