Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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