so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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