So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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