dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You have to summon your inner elephant
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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