Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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