a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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