can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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