For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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