Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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