Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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