been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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