it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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