porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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