If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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