Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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