just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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