i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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