"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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