Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Bang-toberfest begins!!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
