its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I intend to get homeless drunk
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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