he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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