Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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