Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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