ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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