I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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