He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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