He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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