Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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