my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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