Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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