The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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