I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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