My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
i now understand why vodka
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