I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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