dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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