She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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