who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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