she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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