There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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