I can text with my tongue
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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