i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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