no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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