I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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