I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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