Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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