Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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