In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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