He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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