i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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