I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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