We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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