it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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