Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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