its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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